Oh well, here goes..
In my first year at uni (in fact, my first day in halls) my parents bought me a kettle, a cup, some coffee (mmm, coffee!) and some milk. A pint, to be precise. Now, no one else on the corridor I was on had any milk, except me. So they borrowed mine. The nic milky was born (I had this nickname /before/ I was a spod).
Over the time, stories were told of one man and his vat, but really it was only
a pint. People were are sad back then ;-)
That's your lot. Thank you for your time.